- The only time they believe in fiscal restraint is when the dinner bill comes.
- His idea of getting to second base is fondling my stock portfolio.
- He thinks that Emily's List is a call girl service.
- His idea of oral stimulation is getting me to recite the Contract with America.
- He thinks that white pantyhose and pearls are sexy--and you should see what he wants me to wear.
- Because when Republicans say that they want to create opportunities for minorities, that means they want to date me and [her sister] Loretta.
- Despite all the hype, I still can't find his weapon of mass destruction.
- His pending prison term for political corruption is just another excuse for him to be emotionally unavailable.
- Republicans are only interested in screwing the poor.
- Because they make love like they make war: they lie to get in and don't have a plan for what to do once they get there.
Friday, November 04, 2005
Top Ten Reasons I Don't Date Republicans
The "Top Ten Reasons I Don't Date Republicans" by California Congresswoman Linda Sanchez: