After returning from vacation in the Dominican Republic, Right-wing mouthpiece/gas-bag/oxycontin popper Rush Limbaugh was detained for more than three hours at the Palm Beach International Airport for possession of a bottle of Viagra without a prescription. According to Limbaugh's attorney, Roy Black, a doctor had prescribed the drug which treats erectile dysfunction to el Rushbo, but left the name of the radio talk show host off the bottle for "privacy purposes."
A concerned listener immediately called Rush's show on Tuesday to ask if Rush thought the government should expand the domestic surveillance program to include sex tourism in the Dominican Republic. Limbaugh provided no response.
The latest incident comes only a month after Limbaugh reached a deal with prosecutors for charges brought against him for "doctor shopping", the practice of illegally deceiving multiple doctors to receive overlapping prescriptions.
Limbaugh has been divorced three times and has recently ended a relationship with CNN anchor Daryn Kagan. So, if Mr. Conservative Family Values is currently single and not in a monogamous relationship, what exactly was he planning on doing with all of those blue pills?